Covid Classics: Them’s Fightin’ Words!
Covid Classics: Them’s Fightin’ Words!

Covid Classics: Them’s Fightin’ Words!

Every generation has their blockbuster genre. The superhero movie of today was the disaster movie of the 90s. Or the Lucas/Spielberg collabs of the 80s. Or the big budget epics of the 60s. But our first blockbuster genre of the talkie era? That’s the Western, reliable for delivering edge of your seat entertainment, and encapsulating the essence of America’s pioneering spirit, good and bad. Below are some examples of classic Westerns you should seek out, including maybe…an Eastern? I’m workshopping that, so don’t judge too harshly. Each film will be judged on the Good, The Bad, or the Ugly scale in honor of Sergio Leone’s Spaghetti Western masterpiece.

Movie TitleStagecoach (1939)
Star Rating
Good,Bad, or Ugly?If anyone says anything other than Good, them’s fightin words!
The HookSheriff leads a hodgepodge of folks on a trip from New Mexico to Kansas, dealing with outlaws and Native Americans along the way.
Y’all should see this cause…It’s the movie that created the blockbuster version of the Western we’d see used elsewhere. John Ford does that by creating a series of shady characters with strange pasts and throwing them together. He gets a great lead performance from John Wayne, who’d become a super duper star after this, and he builds to a stellar chase in Monuement Valley with some wonderful stuntwork involving horses and shootouts.

Movie TitleGunfight at the OK Corral (1957)
Star Rating
Good,Bad, or Ugly?This one’s at times excellent and at times bland, so, Ugly fits.
The HookThe title, and it’s American tall tale behind it.
Y’all should see this cause…Burt Lancaster and Kirk Douglas had great 1957 leading performances already, but they team up in John Sturges’s take on the fabled gunfight. They’re paired well: Lancaster the stoic good man learning to bend a little, and Douglas the firebrad outcast finding his conscience. It’s too long and has female character traits of its time, but if you’re not excited as hell when the 6 minute shootout takes place, then I don’t know what to tell you other than you’re a little dead inside.

Movie TitleSanjuro (1962)
Star Rating
Good,Bad, or Ugly?Relatively Bad for Akira Kurosawa, who has made at least 4 or 5 of the greatest movies of all time.
The HookA nameless samurai becomes a de facto teacher to a bunch of impulsive young samurai who want to wage war with corrupt clan leaders.
Y’all should see this cause…The Eastern Western. Kurosawa’s samurai film lacks the epic nature of his Yojimbo or Seven Samurai, but it makes up for it with humor. Toshiro Mifune is his naturally dynamic self, this time using the now well worn mantle of wise cracking mentor who’s been through the fire. Every time the kids get riled up to fight, Mifune’s leader pushes back with an eye roll and makes them think about it, while also kicking ass and taking names with his sword along the way.

Movie TitleFor a Few Dollars More (1965)
Star Rating
Good,Bad, or Ugly?There’s some Ugly depictions of Mexicans and Native Americans, so we’ll go with that one.
The HookA nameless bounty hunter joins forces with another bounty hunter to track down a dangerous leader of a gang for the cash reward.
Y’all should see this cause…Always be scared of the guy who says nothing but doesn’t back down. Clint Eastwood nails that to perfection as The Man With No Name. The big surprise is Lee Van Cleef, holding his own alongside Eastwood, but carrying secrets and subdued anger in his resolve to get Gian Maria Volonté, who Sergio Leone makes smarter than your average bad guy. Plus Enrico Morricone’s score gives the movie a tense edge that makes it just a little more exciting to watch.

Movie TitleThe Magnificent Seven (1960)
Star Rating
Good,Bad, or Ugly?Relatively Bad, as it is a remake of one of the 20 greatest films of all time, and it’s merely great.
The HookA Mexican border town enlists a disparate group of mercenaries to help defend it against a bunch of gun wielding bandits.
Y’all should see this cause…Magnificent Seven uses Seven Samurai as its guiding light: good choice to follow that amazing story. John Sturges turns the movie into an all star affair, letting Yul Brynner, Steve McQueen, and Charles Bronson among others try to take down Eli Wallach’s batch of banditos. There’s lots of fun learning lessons for the townspeople, and inherent stakes in the shootouts, because when you have seven leads, you can stand to lose a few of them in the movie.

Movie TitleThe Man Who Shot Liberty Valance (1960)
Star Rating
Good,Bad, or Ugly?One of the really really Good John Ford movies; probably on his pantheon.
The HookThe title leaves a nice air of mystery doesn’t it?
Y’all should see this cause…Now, I will say, you’ll see the answer to the title’s question immediately. But that’s the special nature of this film: it’s not about just the shooting of Lee Marvin‘s dastardly villain, and ooh boy, he’s damn dastardly. But it’s about developing society in the west. Jimmy Stewart and John Wayne are the building blocks of that society: education and law & order. Stewart’s smarts make his character a fascinating entry into the Western Genre, and Wayne lends his larger than life persona to a man who deserves more credit than he gets.

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