Movie Review: Animals (2026)
Look what we’ve turned Ben Affleck into. After winning Oscars directing and doing the Batman thing, he’s now relegated to pulpy Netflix fare. Though I …
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Movie Review: Appofeniacs
I try not to shout out studios so much on here, cause its the directors, writers, actors, and crew that make movie magic. But Magenta …
Movie Review: Your Mother Your Mother Your Mother
Marvel, you’re so stupid. First off, you wasted Bassam Tariq and Mahershala Ali’s time “trying” to make a Blade movie, 4 YEARS we could have …
Movie Review: Heart of the Beast
Great timing. All those blubbering millennials who watched Homeward Bound when they were 10 are all growed up now. Those kids now have kids of …
Movie Review: Primetime
Daniel Roher and Lance Oppenheim better be careful. Both started 2026 as documentarians, and both jumped ship to direct a narrative feature film. And, most …
Movie Review: The Weight
Ethan Hawke is the good kind of self aware actor we want in Hollywood. He’s aware of his strengths and weaknesses, and has wonderful, open …
Movie Review: Onslaught
It’s good to see Adam Wingard back making movies like The Guest again. After taking respites making franchise Godzilla movies, Wingard is back in his …
Movie Review: It Ends
Anyone can make a movie. I’ve watched so many of them at this point that I know it to be true. Yes, a director will …
Movie Review: Beast Race
Fernando Meirelles did his job. After making a movie about two Popes, he got us a great South American Pope and North American Southside Chicago …
Movie Review: The Rivals of Amziah King
Another “my guy” director on my list. Andrew Patterson burst onto the scene with The Vast of Night, one of the more interesting sci-fi movies …