Movie Review: The Social Reckoning
It was inevitable, right? The minute The Social Network lost to The King’s Speech at the Oscars, and Mark Zuckerberg and Facebook continued their ascent …
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Movie Review: Animals (2026)
Look what we’ve turned Ben Affleck into. After winning Oscars directing and doing the Batman thing, he’s now relegated to pulpy Netflix fare. Though I …
Movie Review: The Incomer
The Incomer is why you don’t write off a movie just by its trailer. The trailer for it is cute as you’ll see below. But …
Movie Review: Appofeniacs
I try not to shout out studios so much on here, cause its the directors, writers, actors, and crew that make movie magic. But Magenta …
Movie Review: Your Mother Your Mother Your Mother
Marvel, you’re so stupid. First off, you wasted Bassam Tariq and Mahershala Ali’s time “trying” to make a Blade movie, 4 YEARS we could have …
Movie Review: You Had to Be There
One of the great laments of the last 15 years of movies is the streamification of the studio comedy. The joy of laughter, and if …
Movie Review: Digger
Poor Tom Cruise. I get it. You BADLY want that Oscar. So what do you do? The smart movie in your head is to partner …
Movie Review: The Last First: Winter K2
The Last First: Winter K2 might as well be science fiction to me. Most documentaries of this sort are built to celebrate pushing the boundaries …
Movie Review: Ha-Chan, Shake Your Booty!
I love a good surprise. Ha-Chan, Shake Your Booty!’s trailers made the film look like forgettable fun: a star vehicle for Rinko Kikuchi. So imagine …
Movie Review: The History of Concrete
One of my core beliefs is that at any time, any one is capable of surprising you. Mostly in a positive way, underlying a depth …