Movie Review: My Dearest Assassin
The Oscars have warped my brain on international cinema. Here I am mocking some of the drivel the US is making, totally forgetting other countries …
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Movie Review: Mortal Kombat II
I was surprised at the hype around Mortal Kombat II. I didn’t really like the first one: too polished and annoyingly self-serious to capture what …
Movie Review: Deep Water (2026)
You gotta keep things fresh right? The easiest way to do that for movies, is to just combine two movies into one and see what …
Movie Review: Desert Warrior
To know is to understand. Each culture across the planet has so much world history they possess, that not enough people know about. I know …
Movie Review: Over Your Dead Body
Jason Segel, welcome back to the big screen! I missed seeing your wonderful comedic sensibilities in movie form, and was wondering if you still had …
Movie Review: Apex
Kiss me. No, not the Sixpence None the Richer song. Keep it simple, stupid. Netflix takes two great actors, a beautiful landscape, and a good …
Movie Review: Normal
No career has changed in weirder, exciting ways than Bob Odenkirk’s has. Start out as a comedy great, pivot to making award winning television dramas, …
Movie Review: Pretty Lethal
I guess this is the new normal. Deadly ballerinas are in at the movies. Some are superheroes. Some are vampires. Some are assassins. Or, in …
Movie Review: They Will Kill You
Rotten luck has plagued They Will Kill You. It comes out a week after Ready or Not 2, using almost an IDENTICAL setup with just …
Movie Review: Peaky Blinders: The Immortal Man
British IP holders are the best. When they could so clearly cash in more and more shallow, condescending ways. The controllers always pivot and evolve …