Movie Review: Animals (2026)
Look what we’ve turned Ben Affleck into. After winning Oscars directing and doing the Batman thing, he’s now relegated to pulpy Netflix fare. Though I …
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Movie Review: Your Mother Your Mother Your Mother
Marvel, you’re so stupid. First off, you wasted Bassam Tariq and Mahershala Ali’s time “trying” to make a Blade movie, 4 YEARS we could have …
Movie Review: Heart of the Beast
Great timing. All those blubbering millennials who watched Homeward Bound when they were 10 are all growed up now. Those kids now have kids of …
Movie Review: The Weight
Ethan Hawke is the good kind of self aware actor we want in Hollywood. He’s aware of his strengths and weaknesses, and has wonderful, open …
Movie Review: The Uprising
The Uprising wins the most frustrating Almost Award of 2026. I see Paul Greengrass’s enthusiasm for the story, and even the bevy of themes and …
Movie Review: Hope (2026)
Picture you’re at the 2026 Cannes Film Festival. Movie prestige incarnate. You’re excited to attend your latest in competition screening with other bourgeois French cinephiles. …
Movie Review: Onslaught
It’s good to see Adam Wingard back making movies like The Guest again. After taking respites making franchise Godzilla movies, Wingard is back in his …
Movie Review: Mayday
Mayday is a lot of fun, which makes me a little sad. I would have gladly gone to the movie theater to watch this action …
Movie Review: Never Stop Chasing
When was the last time a documentary you saw was also in the running for best action movie of the year? This subgenre of documentaries …
Movie Review: Beast Race
Fernando Meirelles did his job. After making a movie about two Popes, he got us a great South American Pope and North American Southside Chicago …