Movie Review: Anaconda (2025)
Anaconda is the movie equivalent of a mediocre Brazilian Churrascaria. Instead of getting the lovely salad bar, you just eat the endless meats thrown at …
Steve Zahn
Movie Review: Eenie Meanie
The title feels a bit like its mocking its own film. When the movie industry was right, Eenie Meanie would have been in theaters for …
Movie Review: 8-Bit Christmas
For the Gen Z’ers out there, the Nintendo craze was real. I myself and had begged my mom & dad for 2 years to get …
Movie Review: War for the Planet of the Apes
I want everyone out there to know how improbable this was. Planet of the Apes didn’t have any real reason to reboot itself; the story …