Movie Review: My Dearest Assassin
The Oscars have warped my brain on international cinema. Here I am mocking some of the drivel the US is making, totally forgetting other countries …
2.5 Star Reviews
Movie Review: Thrash
Thrash comes pre packaged. If you’re into these sort of trash disaster movies, there’s no less than 9 million other choices on the streamers. But …
Movie Review: The Pout-Pout Fish
I should have known better. With a title like The Pout-Pout Fish, I should have known this movie was the opposite of Legos. All Lego …
Movie Review: Youngblood
I didn’t know anything about the 1986 Youngblood. I guess in Canada, any hockey movie counts as IP probably. Plus, this 2025 update is so …
Movie Review: The Wrecking Crew
I guess it could be worse. Not the most ringing endorsement of The Wrecking Crew, I’m sorry. But hey, in a dead of winter, if …
Movie Review: How to Make a Killing
This is a strange one. How to Make a Killing feels like it should be the pulpy hit of the year, taking a few great …
Movie Review: Shelter
We’re now well into the Neeson formula. After the Beekeeper breakout, Statham is back taking up the Liam Neeson “old guy’s still got it” January …
Movie Review: Greenland 2: Migration
Gerard Butler really wants January for himself. It’s him vs. Jason Statham at the moment, both in competing Ric Roman Waugh films! Greenland 2: Migration …
Movie Review: Kantara: A Legend – Chapter 1
I never saw 2022’s Kantara. But I do love a triple threat. Rishab Shetty wrote, directed, and acted in Kantara, getting a bunch of awards …
Movie Review: Spinal Tap II: The End Continues
What brilliant counterprogramming. For the Anglophile wives on a mission to see Downton Abbey: The Grand Finale, here comes Spinal Tap II: The End Continues …