Movie Review: Blood Red Sky
[SPOILER ALERT] Blood Red Sky is best experienced knowing nothing about it, so I wouldn’t read on and go see the movie first if you’re …
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Movie Review: Jungle Cruise
Jungle Cruise is Disney trying to make ITS dreams come true. Always ready and able to make as many dollars as possible, they continue to …
Movie Review: Stillwater
Tom McCarthy and Matt Damon have been on a weirdly similar career trajectory since the 2010s started. They both peaked in 2015 (Damon was awesome …
Movie Review: The Green Knight
David Lowery doesn’t get mentioned among the great directors of the 2010s, but he belongs among them. Lowery’s impressive ability to craft moods and feelings …
Movie Review: Old
Poor M. Night Shyamalan. I wish The Sixth Sense had been his 3rd film. By coming out so strong with that first feature, he set …
Movie Review: Pig
I figured there were two ways the pitch “Nicholas Cage is attempting to retrieve his stolen pig” could go. One would be a Mandy like …
Movie Review: Fear Street Part Three: 1666
Wow! Fear Street pulled off the reverse Conjuring! The first Conjuring was one of the best horror films of the decade, but each successive film …
Movie Review: Gunpowder Milkshake
The lead of Gunpowder Milkshake is Karen Gillan. Most people are probably like who the HELL is Karen Gillian. Well, I’m here to remind you …
Movie Review: Space Jam: A New Legacy
Michael Jordan. Lebron James. The two greatest basketball players of all time. At this point, they’re basically inseparable, and will be sparking furious debates over …
Movie Review: I Carry You With Me
When people hear the phrase “illegal immigration” most people laser in on the “illegal” part. That word elicits connotations of evil robbers and terrifying criminals …