Movie Review: Beast Race
Fernando Meirelles did his job. After making a movie about two Popes, he got us a great South American Pope and North American Southside Chicago …
3 Star Reviews
Movie Review: Nimrods
Back in the day when I would think about making my own movie, I had very specific choices for the music I would want to …
Movie Review: Tony
There’s an argument to be made that Anthony Bourdain did more for the restaurant industry than anyone. It was only a matter of time before …
Movie Review: The Ribbon Hero
I am forever indebted to Netflix to expanding my anime movie resume outside of Studio Ghibli. Heck, I wrote a whole giant post about the …
Movie Review: Evil Dead Burn
The Evil Dead franchise is in the same boat as the Toy Story franchise. It definitely peaked a decade or two ago, and now is …
Movie Review: Minions & Monsters
I remember saying banana in Pau, France in 2015, thinking I was gonna get maybe a Planet of the Apes or maybe Arrested Development knowing …
Movie Review: Power Ballad
The dreaded on paper movie all star. I was psyched for Power Ballad. Take a couple charming leads in a great pitch about making music. …
Movie Review: Masters of the Universe
He-Man was just before my time. So as someone who loved seeing Ghostbusters, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and Power Rangers adaptations, for all the Masters …
Movie Review: Mortal Kombat II
I was surprised at the hype around Mortal Kombat II. I didn’t really like the first one: too polished and annoyingly self-serious to capture what …
Movie Review: Remarkably Bright Creatures
Most of the byproducts of movie studio’s search for IP is bad for the moviegoer: vapid, soulless efforts designed to extract cash and offer nothing …