Movie Review: Anaconda (2025)
Anaconda is the movie equivalent of a mediocre Brazilian Churrascaria. Instead of getting the lovely salad bar, you just eat the endless meats thrown at …
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Movie Review: Jay Kelly
Actors, they’re just like us! Noah Baumbach maybe thinks so, but he’s also as interested as we are to dig deep into what makes the …
Movie Review: Eternity
The romcom is filled with all sorts of premises, from the sweet, clever, to the totally insane or just plain icky. Eternity is one of …
Movie Review: The Chronology of Water
Twilight might have been the greatest misdirect of all time. Hidden beneath the silly overwrought love story and Taylor Lautner’s abs are Robert Pattinson and …
Movie Review: The Threesome
I was wondering what the next great twist on the romcom was going to be. The Threesome takes an erotic thriller premise and spins it …
Movie Review: Ella McCay
Hear me, young whippersnappers! There was a time, back in the 1980s and 1990s, when the name James L. Brooks meant something. Not just the …
Movie Review: The Voice of Hind Rajab
This is why I could never be a leader of a country. “Collateral damage” according to the war hawks in governments across the world is …
Movie Review: Champagne Problems
Most movies that get made aim for that 5 out of 5 stars, the classic everyone will talk about for years. Champagne Problems is NOT …
Movie Review: Left-Handed Girl
I guess the Anora effect spread faster than I thought. The minute you win Best Picture, opportunities come knocking all over the place. In this …
Movie Review: Now You See Me: Now You Don’t
Magicians, assemble! Sensing the aging out of its Four Horsemen, the producers now give us the Magnificent Seven. Ok that title was already taken, but …