Movie Review: The Super Mario Galaxy Movie
Bigger is always better for sequels right? The first Super Mario Brothers was about two plumbers, a portal, a princess and a kingdom, and Bowser’s …
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Movie Review: The Pout-Pout Fish
I should have known better. With a title like The Pout-Pout Fish, I should have known this movie was the opposite of Legos. All Lego …
Movie Review: War Machine (2026)
I guess Netflix ran out of titles…and irony. Or Ted Sarandos just forgot? 2017’s War Machine was going for acid tongued satire of the military …
Movie Review: Hoppers
Pixar’s got its priorities backwards. Disney’s messed with their creative braintrust a bit, making them think Toy Story 5 was the big release to focus …
Movie Review: The Wrecking Crew
I guess it could be worse. Not the most ringing endorsement of The Wrecking Crew, I’m sorry. But hey, in a dead of winter, if …
Movie Review: Cold Storage
Gracious Liam Neeson. He’s gracefully aged himself out of the winter action movie thriller, ceding the mantle to a beekeeper. Turns out he’s a selfless …
Movie Review: Goat
Sony Animation is not gonna make the same mistake twice. When you don’t realize Kpop Demon Hunters would make a gagillion dollars in the theater, …
Movie Review: Cosmic Princess Kaguya!
Dang it! This was so close! Cosmic Princess Kaguya! has so many awesome things going for it! WHY AM I YELLING WHEN I HAD A …
Movie Review: Scarlet
Welcome to the movie melting pot y’all! I love when directors sample across continents to make something old feel suddenly reborn in a new way. …
Movie Review: All You Need Is Kill
The east to west cycle never fails. All You Need Is Kill is based on a book and manga series. Doug Liman was so inspired …