Movie Review: Fountain of Youth
I get what Fountain of Youth is going for. At its best, this is like National Treasure: using Western folklore and real history to make …
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Movie Review: Death on the Nile (2022)
Death on the Nile was supposed to come out in 2019. Kenneth Branagh’s poor movie has been snakebit more than any other in recent memory: …
Movie Review: Gods of Egypt
Gods of Egypt will forever be a “turn off your brain” staple on cable or on demand. This movie is stupid, explosiony, lazy fluff. The …
Movie Review: Exodus: Gods and Kings
Ridley Scott bit off more than he can chew with Exodus: Gods and Kings. The director knew he would have to please the pro-Bible audience …