Movie Review: Turtles All the Way Down
All hail the king of teen dramas, John Green. The Youtuber Novelist (explaining this to Jane Austen would have been incredible) has this very specific …
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Movie Review: Alien: Romulus
Ridley’s done enough. Ridley Scott came up with the concept for the 1979 Alien, one of the great films ever made. He also injected the …
Movie Review: Madame Web
Throw in the spider woven silk towel I guess. Sony clearly gave up on Madame Web a long time ago, and dumped in early in …
Movie Review: Rosaline
“The fair Rosaline whom thou so loves.” Before even a whisper of Juliet, Romeo had a thing for Rosaline, another fair maiden of the Capulet …
Movie Review: Father of the Bride (2022)
Some concepts never age. Dads are always gonna worry about their daughters growing up and getting married. That was true in 1949, when The Father …
Movie Review: Let It Snow
Teenagers and Christmas were made for each other. What a better time for a sweeping grand romantic proclamation and statement of feelings than around Christmastime? …
Movie Review: Dora And The Lost City Of Gold
Roger Ebert will forever be the greatest film critic that ever thought about a movie. One of the things I admired about him most was …
Movie Review: Instant Family
You’d have to be a soulless jerk to despise Instant Family, even despite the filmmaker’s worst instincts. This tale of a lovely couple who adopt …
Movie Review: Sicario: Day of the Soldado
Sicario: Day of the Soldado is probably the start of a franchise, but is closer to the 2nd Matrix and Pirates of the Caribbean movies …