Movie Review: T2 Trainspotting
I liked T2 better when Arnold Schwarzenegger was involved. The sequel to Trainspotting is wholly unnecessary for everyone involved. Danny Boyle, Ewan McGregor, and co. …
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Movie Review: Power Rangers
I watched the Power Rangers starting at 6 and for much too long afterward. The zords (giant Ranger robots) were front and center of my …
Movie Review: Life
For a movie called Life, there sure is lots of death. The “definitely not Alien” alien in space horror movie reinvents the wheel because it …
Movie Review: Personal Shopper
Twilight really made lots of non tween girls angry, for many reasons. For me the biggest gripe is the simplification of Kristen Stewart as “the …
Movie Review: Beauty and the Beast (2017)
The tale as old as time is back everyone! The Disney live action remake of Beauty and the Beast is here to sweep you up …
Movie Review: Kong: Skull Island
Kong: Skull Island is a serviceable checklist summer blockbuster in March: Good looking leads? Check. CGI Spectacle/Action? Check. Cartoonishly line delivering bad guy? Check. Franchise …
Movie Review: Logan
The early buzz on Logan was bafflingly praiseworthy. Ryan Reynolds mentioned Hugh Jackman should win an Oscar for his performance. Patrick Stewart and Hugh Jackman …
Movie Review: Get Out
Normally, saying a horror movie like Get Out comes from the creative mind of a comedian would draw puzzled looks from an audience. However, Jordan …
Movie Review: The Great Wall
Expectations matter a great deal for The Great Wall. Ignore the prestige behind and in front of the camera, and laugh as I did with …
Movie Review: Fifty Shades Darker
Drop your pants everyone! Fifty Shades Darker is here to fulfill your desperate suburban sexual repression. It’s so stupid that its kinda fun at times …