Movie Review: The Bubble
The breaking of a funny bone is simultaneously a right of passage for every funny person, and a sad, horrible day I don’t wish on …
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Movie Review: Halloween Kills
Say what you want about 2018’s Halloween (I thought it was just ok), but at least it breathed new life into the Michael Myers franchise. …
Movie Review: Earwig and the Witch
Studio Ghibli has been a force in the animated world since the 1980s. How good are they? Well, in a recent comparison, Their bench of …
Movie Review: Hillbilly Elegy
Hollywood making a movie about Middle America bumkins seems like a doomed idea from the start. This is a movie that hides behind a mediocre …
Movie Review: The Lodge
Movie manipulation is a tricky thing. The greats – think Spielberg in ET – are clever in how they deploy their tactics, weaving the manipulation …
Movie Review: Welcome to Marwen
Have to say, I saw the craziness of Welcome to Marwen coming. We’re long past the days where Robert Zemeckis is directing like he’s one …
Movie Review: The After Party
The After Party is like Owen aka O aka Seizure Boy’s manager Jeff. Jeff means well, and wants to do right by his friend. However, …
Movie Review: Fifty Shades Freed
Fifty Shades of Grey was kinda funny and interesting. Fifty Shades Darker removed the decent screenwriting and opted for well shot smut. Fifty Shades Freed …
Movie Review: Goodbye Christopher Robin
Goodbye Christopher Robin is going for Finding Neverland, hoping the story behind a famous book (in this case, Winnie the Pooh) is as compelling as …
Movie Review: Alien: Covenant
Alien: Covenant represents everything that is wrong with nostalgia based moviemaking. Let’s use a transcendent, genre subverting franchise to tell the SAME story but with …