Movie Review: Novocaine
Ok, Novocaine is a pretty good title. Personally, I would have preferred CIPA Hero. Maybe that’ll be the subtitle for the sequel, though Jack Quaid …
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Movie Review: Love Hurts
Movie executives, this movie hurts. You’ve taken Ke Huy Quan, one of the most likable, sweet people on the planet, whom everyone wants to root …
Movie Review: The Count of Monte Cristo (2024)
It’s amazing how many Count of Monte Cristo adaptations there are. Movies. TV miniseries. Even the Wachowskis and Guy Fawkes. Someone always finds something new …
Movie Review: Red One
I’m growing more and more convinced that Dwayne Johnson isn’t a real person. He’s a humanoid creature molded by corporations to seem human enough to …
Movie Review: Mary
It’s almost impossible to make all the wrong decisions making a movie. There’s too many voices, some of whom will get something. So congratulations DJ …
Movie Review: Carry-On
The last piece of the Christmas Movie Puzzle, 2024. We’ve got an insane Hallmarkish Film, a faith based family film, an indie dramedy, and an …
Movie Review: The Order
For all the horrific sound bites and general ideology filled around hate, the neo Nazi white nationalist movement continues to persist especially in the United …
Movie Review: Gladiator II
Gladiator II has broken the hype meter charts. Sequel to a best picture winner, with same director, a new, smoking hot young cast, and one …
Movie Review: Uprising
I’m kinda pissed the Netflix algorithm didn’t push Uprising harder. Instead of getting some over hyped mediocre drama from an over the hill actor, I’d …
Movie Review: The Shadow Strays
And that’s how you decapitate somebody! Timo Tjahjanto as far as I’m concerned deserves an honorary Oscar as a part of completely revitalizing the action …