Movie Review: Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire
At least Adam Wingard gets it. The man who’s assumed the director’s mantle for the US’s monster movies gives people what they want. Leave Godzilla …
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Movie Review: Monkey Man
You know who should direct Mumbai’s John Wick? The Slumdog Millionaire kid. Dev Patel has come a long way since Skins and his Oscar winning …
Movie Review: Road House
Wow, studios must be getting desperate. With the superhero calamity of 2023 and so far 2024, studios are desperate to call back any IP from …
Movie Review: Napoleon
Despite his famously diminutive stature, Napoleon Bonaparte’s life demands many hours and millions of dollars in moviemaking with all the things he did. The Corsican’s …
Movie Review: Argylle
Argylle reminded me of an important lesson to remember when watching a movie. Pointless and bad are two different things. Red Notice is probably where …
Movie Review: Salaar: Part 1 – Ceasefire
LLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUDDDDDDDDDDD NOISES!!!!
Movie Review: The Beekeeper
As much as The Meg seemed super fun, The Beekeeper is what I hope Jason Statham continues to choose for movie vehicles. The premise is …
Movie Review: Rebel Moon – Part One: A Child of Fire
I love the double confidence going on here. Zack Snyder’s self-belief on all his 2-2.5 star 11 year old boy fantasia projects is how we …
Movie Review: Silent Night
John Woo will always have my heart thanks to Face/Off. Two truly unhinged performances seeing who can be the most insane is pure glee, just …
Movie Review: Godzilla Minus One
I can see American audiences going: do we really need another Godzilla movie? Well, yes and no. No, we don’t need anymore American Godzilla movies, …