Movie Review: Caught Stealing
I guess Darren Aronofsky is in a new era. After an incredible 20 year run of making daring, experimental, Bible challenging films, really bad box …
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Movie Review: Eenie Meanie
The title feels a bit like its mocking its own film. When the movie industry was right, Eenie Meanie would have been in theaters for …
Movie Review: Havoc (2025)
I want another try. The pitch for this one is awesome: “Tom Hardy navigates a crime underworld directed by The Raid director.” But our end …
Movie Review: Nobody 2
Ok, I was definitely not stoked for this one. The success of the first Nobody was seeing skinny SNL writer/Mr. Show Comedian/Breaking Bad sleazy lawyer …
Movie Review: Fountain of Youth
I get what Fountain of Youth is going for. At its best, this is like National Treasure: using Western folklore and real history to make …
Movie Review: The Amateur
We were overdue for an update here. Alfred Hitchcock built a lot of his films around “the wrong man” country hopping spy thrillers, where our …
Movie Review: Heads of State
I was bummed when this wasn’t the sequel to Chris Rock’s Head of State. I was ready to be more bummed too the more promotional …
Movie Review: 40 Acres
I walked in to 40 Acres knowing the premise was made a year ago, starring Halle Berry and Alexandre Aja. Read: I did NOT have …
Movie Review: F1
Sometimes the formula doesn’t have to change. F1 takes a movie we’ve seen before, and modernizes it for a new age: the dude’s film. All …
Movie Review: How to Train Your Dragon (2025)
For those who are shocked that How to Train Your Dragon is getting a live action remake, you shouldn’t be. It’s one of the best …