Movie Review: The Naughty Nine
Now that’s what I’m talking about. Not that I was rooting against Journey to Bethlehem, but I was hoping something more Santa-ey would challenge the …
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Movie Review: Best. Christmas. Ever!
The recipe is the same. Only the ingredients change. Best. Christmas. Ever! could have been on Hallmark, Lifetime, any of the other streamers. Doesn’t matter. …
Movie Review: Family Switch
Family Switch is the fruitcake of Christmas movies. A little bit of everything goes into this one. Sometimes you take a bite, and the movie …
Movie Review: Wonka
I’m aware not every decision on a movie is going to be the best one for the movie. That being said, when it comes to …
Movie Review: Candy Cane Lane
Phoned in. That’s what Candy Cane Lane was. I’d rather listen to Sia’s Candy Cane Lane for 2 hours than watch another boring minute of …
Movie Review: The Persian Version
If life were fair, The Persian Version would become the new My Big Fat Greek Wedding. Filled with delightful cultural specificity and multiple wonderful stories, …
Movie Review: The Little Mermaid
I’m onto your game Disney. You have to bring something different storywise to the table in your live action remakes, or else to me your …
Movie Review: Are You There God? It’s Me, Margaret
It’s finally here! Judy Blume has been famously clear for years that she didn’t want to adapt Margaret because how beloved and important that book …
Movie Review: Shazam! Fury of the Gods
[SPOILER ALERT]…watch nothing before seeing Shazam! Fury of the Gods, it gives away some good stuff!
Movie Review: Matilda the Musical
I’m having a hard time being objective about this one. The 1996 Matilda, other than maybe the OG Willy Wonka, is the perfect Roald Dahl …