Movie Review: Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle
Exactly who was clamoring for a Jumanji sequel? Answer: NO ONE!! The original is known as a Robin Williams (RIP) vehicle and one of the …
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Movie Review: Kong: Skull Island
Kong: Skull Island is a serviceable checklist summer blockbuster in March: Good looking leads? Check. CGI Spectacle/Action? Check. Cartoonishly line delivering bad guy? Check. Franchise …
Movie Review: The Great Wall
Expectations matter a great deal for The Great Wall. Ignore the prestige behind and in front of the camera, and laugh as I did with …
Movie Review: Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them
Movie universes are the hot new thing this decade. Comic books (good and bad, and somewhere in the middle) have them. Teen love triangles have …
Movie Review: Gods of Egypt
Gods of Egypt will forever be a “turn off your brain” staple on cable or on demand. This movie is stupid, explosiony, lazy fluff. The …
Movie Review: The Hobbit: Battle of the Five Armies
Peter Jackson sure can craft an epically scoped battle. The Hobbit: Battle of the Five Armies thunderously ends the prequel trilogy to the Lord of …
Movie Review: Hercules
Hercules never quite embraces itself. Attempting to put a spin on the Greek demigod’s origins, Hercules has some fun and does some interesting things, but …
Movie Review: Maleficent
You can also read this review in LunaLunaMag. Good lord does Angelina Jolie have chiseled cheekbones. Maleficent spins Sleeping Beauty’s story in a new direction. …
Movie Review: Noah
Hollywood underserves the Bible Belt in the United States. Biblical stories are filled with complicated characters and compelling plots, but due to quality producers being …
Movie Review: 300: Rise of an Empire
At least the Greeks have Thermopylae. 300: Rise of An Empire attempts to replicate the style and machismo of the original 300, with limited success. …