Movie Review: Gods of Egypt
Gods of Egypt will forever be a “turn off your brain” staple on cable or on demand. This movie is stupid, explosiony, lazy fluff. The …
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Movie Review: The Hobbit: Battle of the Five Armies
Peter Jackson sure can craft an epically scoped battle. The Hobbit: Battle of the Five Armies thunderously ends the prequel trilogy to the Lord of …
Movie Review: Hercules
Hercules never quite embraces itself. Attempting to put a spin on the Greek demigod’s origins, Hercules has some fun and does some interesting things, but …
Movie Review: Maleficent
You can also read this review in LunaLunaMag. Good lord does Angelina Jolie have chiseled cheekbones. Maleficent spins Sleeping Beauty’s story in a new direction. …
Movie Review: Noah
Hollywood underserves the Bible Belt in the United States. Biblical stories are filled with complicated characters and compelling plots, but due to quality producers being …
Movie Review: 300: Rise of an Empire
At least the Greeks have Thermopylae. 300: Rise of An Empire attempts to replicate the style and machismo of the original 300, with limited success. …
Movie Review: 47 Ronin
How many times can Keanu Reeves play the chosen one? I guess he felt he’d done it too many times in the US, so he …
Movie Review: The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug
The Desolation of Smaug, more like the desolation of the Lord of the Rings brand. Ok, it’s not that bad, but the downward trajectory of …
Movie Review: The Hunger Games: Catching Fire
Fire fire everywhere, and no water to put it out. The pop culture zeitgeist has been swirling around The Hunger Games: Catching Fire for months …
Movie Review: Oz the Great and Powerful
If ever oh ever a wiz there was, the Wizard of Oz is one because….because of the wonderful things he does. Well, I doubt Dorothy …