Movie Review: A Quiet Place
*In a whisper voice* Shhhh……I’m gonna tell you something. It’s about the new John Krasinski directed and starring movie with his wife, Emily Blu….SHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! What …
Horror
Movie Review: The Ritual
The success of the ritual greatly depended on when it was released. Were this 1998, this movie would have been a super scary story about …
Movie Review: Before I Wake
Since Paranormal Activity, Blumhouse Productions has helped stabilize and elevate the horror genre. It has also launched several promising horror careers, including one of my …
Movie Review: The Killing of a Sacred Deer
Yorgos Lanthimos is really painting Greece like the saddest place on Earth. His previous outing paints a bleak outlook on humanity’s future in the dating …
Movie Review: Gerald’s Game
I’ve said it before here many times, and I’ll continue to say it: I LOVE where the horror genre is at in 2017. Blumhouse productions …
Movie Review: It (2017)
Because of the current state of cinema, reboots are apparently all the studios can do these days when it comes to ideas. So, if I …
Movie Review: mother!
Jennifer Lawrence is a blessing and a curse simultaneously for mother! The talented actress gets the camera stuck right in her face for most of …
Movie Review: It Comes At Night
It Comes At Night does not contain the same “it” as It Follows. It is more metaphorical in this case: that thing that you feel …
Movie Review: Alien: Covenant
Alien: Covenant represents everything that is wrong with nostalgia based moviemaking. Let’s use a transcendent, genre subverting franchise to tell the SAME story but with …
Movie Review: Colossal
Colossal is the unholy offspring of an Asian monster movie and an indie “back to the hometown” flick. Wait….unholy is incorrect. What’s the word? Unexpected, …