Movie Review: Bird Box
Bird Box feels like Netflix’s response to not producing A Quiet Place. I can see the board meeting now: “Why can’t we make it, like, …
Horror
Movie Review: Anna and the Apocalypse
In the host of Christmas movies coming out during the holiday season, the zombie musical is sadly, an untapped well. Thankfully, a group of young …
Movie Review: Overlord
I never thought about it, but Saving Private Ryan would have been scarier if zombies were involved. Overlord successfully merges a zombie movie with a …
Movie Review: Suspiria
I should have seen this coming. Suspiria clocks in at a “brisk” 2 and a half hours. It stars a character playing dual gender roles; …
Movie Review: Halloween (2018)
The boogeyman returns! Turns out, Michael Meyers is still haunting Laurie Strode 40 years later, but this time, Laurie is ready to fight back. 2018’s …
Movie Review: Mandy
Well, I think it finally happened everyone. I’ve seen many a bonkers, psychopathic performance from Nicholas Cage. I’m sure you have too. Here. Are. Some. Examples. …
Movie Review: The First Purge
These Purge movies do very poorly critically, which makes no sense to me. Yes, the movie drives home its points with the subtlety of a …
Movie Review: Hereditary
Hereditary is a really good scare machine. That much is certain. If scares are what you’re paying ticket price for, then Hereditary will not disappoint. …
Movie Review: A Quiet Place
*In a whisper voice* Shhhh……I’m gonna tell you something. It’s about the new John Krasinski directed and starring movie with his wife, Emily Blu….SHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! What …
Movie Review: The Ritual
The success of the ritual greatly depended on when it was released. Were this 1998, this movie would have been a super scary story about …