Movie Review: Undertone
Horror movie fandom has its limits. I’ll never be one of the “sickos”, watching a lot of these films hoping early and often for blood …
Horror
Movie Review: The Bride!
I was very excited to see where Maggie Gyllenhaal was going to go after The Lost Daughter. Movie IP wasn’t exactly what I had in …
Movie Review: Dracula (2026)
Great time to be a vampire. This is now the 3rd Nosferatu/Dracula adaptation in as many years. Such is the power of the tale; all …
Movie Review: Iron Lung
This is the most enthusiastic two star review I have given in a long time. Most movies in this realm are major disappointments. Iron Lung …
Movie Review: Send Help
Marvel really put the shackles on Sam Raimi. The Multiverse of Madness could have been the MCU’s diabolical horror movie, but too caught in its …
Movie Review: We Bury the Dead
Oh man, so close! In the horror glut, it’s always exciting when a new twist comes along. We Bury the Dead did the hard part, …
Movie Review: Primate
Dumpuary is the mean term for the January movie releases. I go glass half full with them: yes some are disasters, but some just aren’t …
Movie Review: 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple
Final confirmation that Marvel’s Phase 4 sucks. You took Nia DaCosta, and threw her under the bus for The Marvels, chewed her up & spit …
Movie Review: Silent Night, Deadly Night (2025)
Christmas movies are a cottage industry now. We know there’s gonna be a zillion Hallmark movies, a Netflix slate, maybe a broad comedy, and a …
Movie Review: Anaconda (2025)
Anaconda is the movie equivalent of a mediocre Brazilian Churrascaria. Instead of getting the lovely salad bar, you just eat the endless meats thrown at …