Movie Review: Strange Harvest
Strange Harvest has the rotten luck of being made in the wrong century. If this movie were made in 1995, it would have been a …
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Movie Review: Eddington
Sweet, scared, Ari Aster. The master filmmaker hasn’t really recovered from the 2020 Coronavirus Pandemic, and astutely realized, neither has the United States. Aster drops …
Movie Review: 40 Acres
I walked in to 40 Acres knowing the premise was made a year ago, starring Halle Berry and Alexandre Aja. Read: I did NOT have …
Movie Review: Jurassic World Rebirth
Ah, leftovers. But Jurassic World Rebirth isn’t like leftover Pizza. Or leftovers from that great Michelin starred place you tried yesterday. No, Rebirth is the …
Movie Review: M3GAN 2.0
Right at the end of pride month, the queen has returned! M3GAN 2.0 pronounces the return of our beloved, murderous, AI giving Mother. In fact, …
Movie Review: The Luckiest Man in America
I remember watching clips of Press Your Luck as a kid. The dreaded Whammy acting like the Bankrupt from Wheel of Fortune, taking everyone’s money …
Movie Review: The Phoenician Scheme
A 3 star movie is perfectly fine for most people. But that assumes the score range is 0 to 5. The floor for a Wes …
Movie Review: The Old Woman with the Knife
The title says it all doesn’t it? While some old people choose to live out their lives in peace, Lee Hye-young is shanking people on …
Movie Review: The Surfer
I’ve enjoyed the self-aware Nic Cage experience, post tax evasion. Yes he’ll do the direct to trash streamer occasionally, but most of the time he’s …
Movie Review: Another Simple Favor
Another Simple Favor learned some lessons from The Equalizer. Yes, that Paul Feig/Antoine Fuqua idea pollination you never saw coming. Frankly, sequels to surprise hits …