Movie Review: Elio
What does “lesser” Pixar even mean? I had been hearing for months now that Elio was not tracking be like a Toy Story or Wall-E …
Movie Review Archive
All reviews older than the current month.
Movie Review: 28 Years Later
Now THAT’s a Danny Boyle Movie I can get behind! After the Trainspotting sequel misfire and Beatles calamity, I was curious if the once great …
Movie Review: How to Train Your Dragon (2025)
For those who are shocked that How to Train Your Dragon is getting a live action remake, you shouldn’t be. It’s one of the best …
Movie Review: Deep Cover
Ah, improv, the gift that keeps on giving. When it’s right, that spontaneous joke creation can give you a high better than anything you’ve ever …
Movie Review: The Luckiest Man in America
I remember watching clips of Press Your Luck as a kid. The dreaded Whammy acting like the Bankrupt from Wheel of Fortune, taking everyone’s money …
Movie Review: Materialists
A couple years ago, I deleted all my dating apps. Once I learned that the top 10% “good looking” people (definitively NOT me) were getting …
Movie Review: Ballerina
Never forget: the only person to ever defeat Keanu Reeves by the end of the movie was Ana de Armas. As a reward, Keanu agrees …
Movie Review: Lost in Starlight
I guess the South Korean Netflix partnership really built something big? Lost in Starlight is the rare South Korean animated project, usually overwhelmed by their …
Movie Review: The Phoenician Scheme
A 3 star movie is perfectly fine for most people. But that assumes the score range is 0 to 5. The floor for a Wes …
Movie Review: The Life of Chuck
God bless my guy Mike Flanagan. He’s never gonna settle, and always gonna take some swings with his movie choices. For the 90th time from …