Movie Review: The Lost Leonardo
The Salvator Mundi. I remember the news stories. A painting by the artistic genius himself, Leonardo Da Vinci. Or was it really? The Lost Leonardo …
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Movie Review: The Night House
The Night House is very much a formulaic horror movie. However, movie formulas become a thing, because, you know, they work. All you have to …
Movie Review: Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings
Oh Marvel, how I missed you. I know 2020 wasn’t good for your movie machine. However, I’m glad you took that time for some introspection, …
Movie Review: Candyman (2021)
2021 was a big transition year for horror franchises. The Conjuring‘s came to an end. Netflix’s Fear Street created an exciting brand new one. But …
Movie Review: Annette
One of the reasons Greta Gerwig’s Little Women was so special, is that she finally pointed out that art is more tied to commerce than …
Movie Review: Free Guy
Jim Gaffigan brilliantly pointed out once how fruitcake is one of our great disappointments, combining two things people love into something hideous. Video games and …
Movie Review: The Paper Tigers
It takes a special talent to pull of the martial arts comedy; you have to be equally talented at kicking ass and taking laughs. But …
Movie Review: Vivo
Vivo sees a couple cresting things meeting at their current peaks. Sony Animation has killed it recently with SpiderVerse and Mitchells vs. the Machines. Their …
Movie Review: The Suicide Squad
I remember when David Ayer’s Suicide Squad was coming out back in 2016, and being super intrigued and excited. A superhero version of The Dirty …
Movie Review: Blood Red Sky
[SPOILER ALERT] Blood Red Sky is best experienced knowing nothing about it, so I wouldn’t read on and go see the movie first if you’re …