Movie Review: The Black Phone
You know Blumhouse is feeling themselves because they straight up pilfered Marvel’s “look at all the cool movies we made” intro. THE horror production company …
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Movie Review: Marcel the Shell with Shoes On
A24 is having an incredible 2022. Their WORST release is the fascinating Men. The other 3 are already in my top 10 for the year, …
Movie Review: Rise
It’s impossible to hate Giannis Antetokounmpo. The 2x NBA MVP and NBA Champion on the Milwaukee Bucks exemplifies all the reasons to love the sport: …
Movie Review: Spiderhead
What a summer for Joseph Kosinski. He FINALLY got his Top Gun: Maverick out in theatres, to the delight of apparently everyone who sees it. …
Movie Review: Elvis
Elvis Presley. The name alone is pure magic, and the performer is even better. I would call The King a perfect encapsulation of America: a …
Movie Review: Father of the Bride (2022)
Some concepts never age. Dads are always gonna worry about their daughters growing up and getting married. That was true in 1949, when The Father …
Movie Review: Good Luck To You, Leo Grande
Let’s talk about sex, baby! Salt-N-Pepa basically nailed it as far as Emma Thompson is concerned. Good Luck To You, Leo Grande goes into the …
Movie Review: Cha Cha Real Smooth
Some people write their thoughts in journals. Others choose to meet with a therapist or talk to loved ones. 24 year old Cooper Raiff chose …
Movie Review: Lightyear
Ah the power of IP can’t even elude Pixar. The studio, famous for its original storytelling, was clearly backed into a corner by Disney and …
Movie Review: Crimes of the Future
David Cronenberg’s films were a necessary lesson as I got better reviewing movies. I don’t particularly care for what Cronenberg sells the audience, but there’s …