Movie Review: Bird Box
Bird Box feels like Netflix’s response to not producing A Quiet Place. I can see the board meeting now: “Why can’t we make it, like, …
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Movie Review: The Mule
Even though I’m not the biggest Clint Eastwood fan, I gotta admire the guy. He continually pumps out movie after movie, where even the bad …
Movie Review: Aquaman
One of the joys of superhero movies is seeing something that you would never have ever imagined seeing before. So, even if the plot leaves …
Movie Review: Mary Poppins Returns
The original Mary Poppins is one of those magical movie experiences I hope every child gets a chance to see and feel. Magical is one …
Movie Review: Mary Queen of Scots
Mary Stuart vs. Elizabeth Tudor: rivalry of the Millennium. Only to be ruined by dumb men. The 2018 Mary Queen of Scots tries show us …
Movie Review: Vox Lux
When thinking about what to write about Vox Lux, the words “What the hell happened?” keep popping into my head. I thought I was getting …
Movie Review: Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
I know you’re all thinking, “Do we really need another Spiderman movie?” I know because I was thinking that too. Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse felt …
Movie Review: Dumplin’
Dumplin’ is all set up to be a gigantic satire about beauty pageant culture deep in the Conservative Heartland. However, like the sweet sincere residents …
Movie Review: Anna and the Apocalypse
In the host of Christmas movies coming out during the holiday season, the zombie musical is sadly, an untapped well. Thankfully, a group of young …
Movie Review: Burning
In Burning, Steven Yeun’s character talks about setting old greenhouses ablaze, talking about how quick they go up, and vanish in under 10 minutes. Such …