Movie Review: The Monkey
I suppose this is a smart pivot after your big breakout. After Osgood Perkins burst onto the directing scene with 2024’s creepy Longlegs, the horror …
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Movie Review: Ne Zha 2
I didn’t see the first Ne Zha, but now I want to. Ne Zha 2 uses Chinese mythology to create a jam packed adventure fantasy …
Movie Review: Paddington in Peru
Keep em coming, England! My heart gets giddy with each new Paddington film that shows up. This one is no different, making the world a …
Movie Review: Bring Them Down
Most people I know list the Irish as the nicest people on the planet. The last decade or so of movies have shown that underneath …
Movie Review: Captain America: Brave New World
Marvel so badly wants the good times to roll again. After being adrift in the wilderness since basically Endgame, they went away in 2024, and …
Movie Review: The Gorge
2025 is gonna go down as one of the strangest Valentine’s Day movie combos for couples. Instead of picking romcom or action/horror/thriller, movie studios just …
Movie Review: Love Hurts
Movie executives, this movie hurts. You’ve taken Ke Huy Quan, one of the most likable, sweet people on the planet, whom everyone wants to root …
Movie Review: Heart Eyes
It’s definitely the mask. The minute that Heart Eyes mask was designed, I’m pretty sure all the producers got giddy, and immediately got behind Josh …
Movie Review: You’re Cordially Invited
Will Ferrell and Reese Witherspoon decided it was their time to do the Adam Sandler thing and take a beautiful filming vacation. So they grabbed …
