The Greatest Love Story Never Told
I saw some people very critical of Jennifer Lopez’s visual album This Is Me…Now on Amazon, calling it a vanity project. Respectfully, I disagree: I …
1.5 Star Reviews
Movie Review: Madame Web
Throw in the spider woven silk towel I guess. Sony clearly gave up on Madame Web a long time ago, and dumped in early in …
Movie Review: Mean Girls (2024)
For the Gen Zers, I can’t possibly explain how exciting 2004’s Mean Girls was. It seemed that until that point high school stories were filtered …
Movie Review: Candy Cane Lane
Phoned in. That’s what Candy Cane Lane was. I’d rather listen to Sia’s Candy Cane Lane for 2 hours than watch another boring minute of …
Movie Review: Pain Hustlers
The less you know about Pain Hustlers, the better. If you go into this movie with no expectations and just turn off your brain, it’s …
Movie Review: Fool’s Paradise
Fool’s Paradise was one of those sad viewings. Being a big It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia fan, I couldn’t have been more excited to see …
Movie Review: Blonde
Blonde is beautiful crap. Andrew Dominik, the director, can do both. The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford is critically one of …
Movie Review: Deep Water
I couldn’t help but get a little excited when I saw Deep Water was directed by Adrian Lyne. That’s the Fatal Attraction, 9 1/2 Weeks, …
Movie Review: Fistful of Vengeance
I remember being pumped for Netflix’s Wu Assassins. Taking the amazing martial arts master from The Raid movies and putting him in a TV show? …