Movie Review: Christmas Karma
Well, that was, um, something! On paper, I was stoked! The Bend It Like Beckham director making a Bollywood version of A Christmas Carol? Now …
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Movie Review: David
Animated movies about the Bible are slam dunks for the faith based crowd. For those exhausted youth pastors needing a wrinkle in their sermons, you …
Movie Review: A Big Bold Beautiful Journey
Maybe the letdown of the year so far. I love Kogonada’s movies before this one. The talented director finds a way to extract the most …
Movie Review: Jurassic World Rebirth
Ah, leftovers. But Jurassic World Rebirth isn’t like leftover Pizza. Or leftovers from that great Michelin starred place you tried yesterday. No, Rebirth is the …
The Greatest Love Story Never Told
I saw some people very critical of Jennifer Lopez’s visual album This Is Me…Now on Amazon, calling it a vanity project. Respectfully, I disagree: I …
Movie Review: Madame Web
Throw in the spider woven silk towel I guess. Sony clearly gave up on Madame Web a long time ago, and dumped in early in …
Movie Review: Mean Girls (2024)
For the Gen Zers, I can’t possibly explain how exciting 2004’s Mean Girls was. It seemed that until that point high school stories were filtered …
Movie Review: Candy Cane Lane
Phoned in. That’s what Candy Cane Lane was. I’d rather listen to Sia’s Candy Cane Lane for 2 hours than watch another boring minute of …
Movie Review: Pain Hustlers
The less you know about Pain Hustlers, the better. If you go into this movie with no expectations and just turn off your brain, it’s …
Movie Review: Fool’s Paradise
Fool’s Paradise was one of those sad viewings. Being a big It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia fan, I couldn’t have been more excited to see …