Movie Review: The Willoughbys
Roald Dahl. Tim Burton. Wes Anderson. The talented artists like these gentlemen are wavelength artists. What the hell does that mean? Well, basically, there’s no …
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Movie Review: The Lovebirds
To say I was excited to see a comedy involving Issa Rae and Kumail Nanjiani is an understatement. Two of the funniest, charming people on …
Movie Review: Twilight
In my years of watching movies, there are a few rules I’ve learned to go by. One such rule is that a great screenplay can …
Movie Review: The VelociPastor
In the time of social distancing, pandemics, and streaming service smorgasbords, you can find all sorts of movies to pass the time. Catch up on …
Movie Review: The Call of the Wild (2020)
Some movies are emotional gut punches about the trials of the human condition. Others make you laugh until you start crying. And others…get by with …
Movie Review: Downhill
It’s amazing Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Will Ferrell haven’t done anything together. Before Downhill, they had never even met! I hope they do something else in …
Movie Review: 6 Underground
Over the years, several Optimius Prime monologues have contributed to Michael Bay turning himself into a director that takes himself too seriously, thinking he’s saying …
Movie Review: Midway
Midway had Roland Emmerich at Dick Best. That’s right. One of America’s greatest heroes, one of the reasons the United States won the Battle of …
Movie Review: Terminator: Dark Fate
Expectations are very high for Terminator: Dark Fate. James Cameron is back, and along for the ride is badass Sarah Conner herself, Linda Hamilton. Cameron …
Movie Review: Harriet
Even though she’s not on the $20 bill (yet), Harriet Tubman remains one of the great American crusaders of all time. At this point in …