Movie Review: Anaconda (2025)
Anaconda is the movie equivalent of a mediocre Brazilian Churrascaria. Instead of getting the lovely salad bar, you just eat the endless meats thrown at …
2.5 Star Reviews
Movie Review: Light of the World
Not this perspective. It would make sense that faith based studios would want to make as many movies about Jesus and his teachings as possible. …
Movie Review: Champagne Problems
Most movies that get made aim for that 5 out of 5 stars, the classic everyone will talk about for years. Champagne Problems is NOT …
Movie Review: Tron: Ares
Wow, Disney must be desperate. As Pixar, Marvel, and Star Wars all have been flailing in their efforts to create great movies, Disney had to …
Movie Review: Christy
Ah the boxing movie. A right of passage for every actor who wants an Oscar someday. This time it’s Sydney Sweeney’s turn to don the …
Movie Review: Ballad of a Small Player
Fret not, Colin Farrell. I love what you’re doing creatively, and I love who you’re choosing to make movies with. I would have also done …
Movie Review: Keeper
2 is a trend. After the mega sensation Longlegs, I was hyped for the next Osgood Perkins film. The Monkey had something, but never got …
Movie Review: Springsteen: Deliver Me From Nowhere
Ah, the music biopic. This has become what the period piece historical drama was; this is the prime Oscar bait now. A chance for an …
Movie Review: Shelby Oaks
Readers, tread lightly on all Shelby Oaks reviews by movie reviewers. We have a vested interest in seeing this one work, because the writer/director, Chris …
Movie Review: Him
“By Jordan Peele” officially isn’t good enough anymore. The word in front of that phrase matters most. If it’s “directed,” then we could be witnessing …