Movie Review: Magazine Dreams
Magazine Dreams is a time based Rorschach test. At the time it was about to be released, this was gonna be the Jonathan Majors breakout …
2 Star Reviews
Movie Review: Sacramento
Apparently the road to Sacramento is filled with indie pitfalls. Michael Angarano’s first feature really wants to be something important, but along the way he …
Movie Review: Swiped
Dating apps will be a movie well that never ends. The true crime documentaries and swindling alone have already paid for Netflix subscriptions 10x over. …
Movie Review: Freakier Friday
Not a lot of live action family movies coming out of the big studios these days. So even despite my red flags abounding for Freakier …
Movie Review: Fear Street: Prom Queen
The Fear Street movies were one of my favorite Netflix surprises. A trilogy released 3 weeks in a row in summer 2021, the movies were …
Movie Review: Snow White (2025)
Welcome to 2025’s Cash Grab the Classics, sponsored by Disney! We’ve got something real special for you today: the all time classic, the OG classic, …
Movie Review: The Electric State
It’s a bummer to find out you have limits. Or even worse, if you find out you peaked. The Russo Brothers could not have flown …
Movie Review: Parthenope
Parthenope is the reason when a director says they’re making an “art film,” you throw up in your mouth a little bit. But, if you’re …
Movie Review: Captain America: Brave New World
Marvel so badly wants the good times to roll again. After being adrift in the wilderness since basically Endgame, they went away in 2024, and …
Movie Review: Love Hurts
Movie executives, this movie hurts. You’ve taken Ke Huy Quan, one of the most likable, sweet people on the planet, whom everyone wants to root …