Movie Review: The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent
We’ve all seen the montages of insanity. And the loving spoofs/homages. Nicholas Cage is a one of a kind talent in Hollywood today, somehow indebted …
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Movie Review: Dual
Dual would make a hilarious companion piece with Swan Song. Karen Gillan’s human would have no problem beating the sh*t out of Mahershala Ali’s clone, …
Movie Review: Ambulance
Good ol’ Michael Bay. Never change. Ambulance is very much in line with all of his other films, distilling American cinema into his crazy frenetic …
Movie Review: Jujutsu Kaisen 0
I remember getting off the bus after junior high, walking home. A recent friend I made got off at the same stop and said, “Dude, …
Movie Review: Cyrano
Happy 125th anniversary Edmond Ronstad’s Cyrano de Bergerac! People love your play; it’s been adapted so many times it makes your tale feel as old …
Movie Review: Kimi
Man I love Steven Soderbergh. I picture him, fuming that sound mixing/sound design were combined into one category at the Oscars. Seething from the pandemic, …
Movie Review: Death on the Nile (2022)
Death on the Nile was supposed to come out in 2019. Kenneth Branagh’s poor movie has been snakebit more than any other in recent memory: …
Movie Review: The Tinder Swindler
Eff you, Simon Leviev. As someone who barley matches with 1 or 2 women on dating apps every month or so, your cruel behavior makes …
Movie Review: Scream (2022)
The seedling of the current movie landscape spawned their first roots in 1996’s Scream. Wes Craven’s masterpiece actively commented on the horror genre at the …
Movie Review: American Underdog
The faith based film industry Erwin brothers get a little better with each movie they make. Mom’s Night Out was a disaster. I Can Only …