Movie Review: The Black Phone
You know Blumhouse is feeling themselves because they straight up pilfered Marvel’s “look at all the cool movies we made” intro. THE horror production company …
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Movie Review: Father of the Bride (2022)
Some concepts never age. Dads are always gonna worry about their daughters growing up and getting married. That was true in 1949, when The Father …
Movie Review: Cha Cha Real Smooth
Some people write their thoughts in journals. Others choose to meet with a therapist or talk to loved ones. 24 year old Cooper Raiff chose …
Movie Review: Crimes of the Future
David Cronenberg’s films were a necessary lesson as I got better reviewing movies. I don’t particularly care for what Cronenberg sells the audience, but there’s …
Movie Review: Chip ‘n Dale: Rescue Rangers
Like most people, I was surprised that Disney hadn’t tried to reboot Who Framed Roger Rabbit? yet. Turns out, they’ve just been prepping its successor. …
Movie Review: Emergency
Emergency is Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle viewed through a Black Mirror. Instead of going for straight comedy like H&K, Emergency opts for …
Movie Review: The Bob’s Burgers Movie
Keeping it 100, I’ve never seen an episode of Bob’s Burgers. However, I ADORED The Simpsons growing up, and I remember the sheer glee I …
Movie Review: Montana Story
Outside of Westerns, Montana is an overlooked place to tell some stories. Probably because, you know, people from Montana who end up in New York …
Movie Review: Downton Abbey: A New Era
Let’s the keep the party going right? After a Community jealous 6 seasons and a movie, Downton Abbey gets the gang back together in a …
Movie Review: Men
After years of being at the top of the societal food chain, there’s no shortage of history on men abusing their power. Especially towards women, …