Movie Review: Beerfest
Beerfest got lucky. As a 20 year old college junior, I happened to catch this movie right before I went off to a “Beers of …
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Movie Review: Close-Knit
Black Panther. Love, Simon. The Force Awakens. It’s wonderful when you can see someone like you in a movie. Representation is a perennial struggle in …
Movie Review: Dick Johnson Is Dead
Gutsy move releasing a movie called Dick Johnson Is Dead around Halloween. For those looking for cheap thrills and kills, you’ll be sorely disappointed. But …
Movie Review: The King of Staten Island
When I was visiting New York City, I was told repeatedly by residents that I didn’t need to visit Staten Island: just take the ferry, …
Movie Review: Enola Holmes
Netflix is really making a push for a movie franchise in 2020 to pair with To All The Boys. The Old Guard was their superhero …
Movie Review: I’m Thinking of Ending Things
How strange it must be to see the world through the eyes of Charlie Kaufman. I imagine he was an only child to a couple …
Movie Review: Get Duked!
Movies like Get Duked! use you or lose you with their hook. Just keeping it real bruv: “A hip hop comedy horror movie.” If that …
Movie Review: The Decline
If you want to be a great action thriller director, I would direct you to a fitness instructor for advice. Keep it lean, and tighten …
Movie Review: The Old Guard
A generic [SPOILER ALERT] warning: The Old Guard is best if you go into it fresh. Just read the review later! I promise you won’t …