Movie Review: A Private Life
I’ve grown so used to people coming abroad to the United States to play Americans, I kind of just forgot that that street could go …
3.5 Star Reviews
Movie Review: Rosemead
There’s plenty of sad, depressing movies out there. You know what I mean: those life draining melancholic masterpieces that slow your walk home, and make …
Movie Review: Die My Love
JLaw is over. That’s the name for a cute It Girl of Hollywood, doing romcoms and living a vain celebrity life. JLaw could never have …
Movie Review: John Candy: I Like Me
Most documentary’s main goals are advocacy filmmaking. Pick an issue, and tell the public about it. Colin Hanks is doing advocacy filmmaking like all documentarians …
Movie Review: Nuremberg
Hey, we get a new Spiderman movie every 3ish years right? If we have to deal with that, I think it’s a fair trade off …
Movie Review: Predator: Badlands
I know this is sacrilege. But, despite all the Predator lore, no one figured out the best way to use the creature until Dan Trachtenberg …
Movie Review: Scarlet
Welcome to the movie melting pot y’all! I love when directors sample across continents to make something old feel suddenly reborn in a new way. …
Movie Review: Frankenstein (2025)
This was Guillermo Del Toro’s (GDT) dream. I’ve been lucky enough to meet the man during a screening of Crimson Peak. Even then, all Del …
Movie Review: Dracula (2025)
There’s no one working today like Radu Jude. He’s the definition of an iconoclast, using his pitch black heart to go scorched earth on anything …
Movie Review: If I Had Legs I’d Kick You
This is gonna shock the Bridesmaids contingent. There will be a group of moviegoers walking into this one going “I Love that Rose Byrne from …