Movie Review: Rosaline
“The fair Rosaline whom thou so loves.” Before even a whisper of Juliet, Romeo had a thing for Rosaline, another fair maiden of the Capulet …
3 Star Reviews
Movie Review: Bardo, False Chronicle of a Handful of Truths
The greatest movie that will ever be made about existential doubt from a creative mind is Frederico Fellini’s 8 1/2. While self-indulgent a bit, that …
Movie Review: Matilda the Musical
I’m having a hard time being objective about this one. The 1996 Matilda, other than maybe the OG Willy Wonka, is the perfect Roald Dahl …
Movie Review: Legend
What a fascinating snapshot in movie history. I had never heard of Legend until VERY recently, but it catches people at all sorts of ascending/descending …
Movie Review: Emancipation
Yes, the slap might have permanently damaged Will Smith’s reputation in Hollywood, but he’s still got a lot of talent. Emancipation is being sold as …
Movie Review: Violent Night
Santa Claus: Action Hero. Other than the incredible “Santa’s Slay” I don’t think I’d seen a movie where jolly Old St. Nick…just beat the living …
Movie Review: Strange World
Disney Animation has mostly been on a heater since Wreck-It-Ralph, catching up to the great Pixar with wonderful stories and characters like Moana, Anna, Elsa, …
Movie Review: Spirited
Generally, Christmas movies cater to the PG crowd, or the hard R crowd. But what about the cynical smartass teenagers? Despite their hard callous exteriors, …
Movie Review: My Policeman
My Policeman got Biff Tannen’d. I’m sure the writers had a well thought out period piece about the struggles of LGBTQ people in a different …
Movie Review: Ticket to Paradise
Sometimes making a movie can be really simple. Put some A-listers in a gorgeous vacation getaway, and just let them make an hour and a …