Movie Review: Americana
Most of the middle road reviewed movies have high floors and low ceilings. They’re simple affairs, designed to be in & out in 100ish minutes …
3 Star Reviews
Movie Review: Nobody 2
Ok, I was definitely not stoked for this one. The success of the first Nobody was seeing skinny SNL writer/Mr. Show Comedian/Breaking Bad sleazy lawyer …
Movie Review: The Bad Guys 2
Confidence. It goes a long way. I personally don’t think The Bad Guys was among the greatest animated films of all time. But the filmmakers …
Movie Review: The Naked Gun
You have one job if you’re gonna dip your toes in the IP game: capture the essence. If you show fans of the previous films …
Movie Review: The Fantastic Four: First Steps
Apologies to Thunderbolts*, but this is where the MCU really needs the win. Marvel’s tried The Fantastic Four a few times now, and have only …
Movie Review: Tornado
Tornado was clearly inevitable when your name is John Maclean. Wanting to take that die hard namesake, but clearly apply it to your triple loves …
Movie Review: The Amateur
We were overdue for an update here. Alfred Hitchcock built a lot of his films around “the wrong man” country hopping spy thrillers, where our …
Movie Review: Heads of State
I was bummed when this wasn’t the sequel to Chris Rock’s Head of State. I was ready to be more bummed too the more promotional …
Movie Review: The Luckiest Man in America
I remember watching clips of Press Your Luck as a kid. The dreaded Whammy acting like the Bankrupt from Wheel of Fortune, taking everyone’s money …
Movie Review: Ballerina
Never forget: the only person to ever defeat Keanu Reeves by the end of the movie was Ana de Armas. As a reward, Keanu agrees …