Movie Review: Forbidden Fruits
We’re definitely in it. The generation of girls who cackled watching The Craft and Mean Girls has finally grown up, and started to make their …
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Movie Review: Peaky Blinders: The Immortal Man
British IP holders are the best. When they could so clearly cash in more and more shallow, condescending ways. The controllers always pivot and evolve …
Movie Review: Andre Is An Idiot
I guess I’m not alone. Can you imagine dealing with the horrors of the world without humor? It would make day to day living impossible …
Movie Review: The Pout-Pout Fish
I should have known better. With a title like The Pout-Pout Fish, I should have known this movie was the opposite of Legos. All Lego …
Movie Review: Tow
Smart timing, Vertical/Roadside Attractions. The studio piggy backed off of Rose Byrne’s well deserved Oscar nomination and released Tow the week after. This is as …
Movie Review: Ready Or Not 2: Here I Come
22 Jump Street forever is right. Sequelitis is a powerful drug: taking something everyone loves and giving them more of it can never be bad …
Movie Review: Mike & Nick & Nick & Alice
General [SPOILER ALERT], can’t really talk about Mike & Nick & Nick & Alice without discussing the plot, so tread lightly.
Movie Review: Undertone
Horror movie fandom has its limits. I’ll never be one of the “sickos”, watching a lot of these films hoping early and often for blood …
Movie Review: Slanted
Slanted is a movie mish mesh mix em up. A little Mean Girls here. A little Substance there. With just a touch of Carrie thrown …
Movie Review: Project Hail Mary
Project Hail Mary is Disney’s greatest mistake of the last decade. There should already be a theme park dedicated to the movie! Instead, Bob Iger …