Movie Review: Eileen
Thomasin McKenzie’s character Eileen must have met Dexy’s Midnight Runners. While the band was on a vacation in the US in the early 70’s, they …
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Movie Review: 20 Days in Mariupol
The date is December 12, 2023, and it’s really, really bad. That’s how I would have described the documentary slate of 2023, a bunch of …
Movie Review: Candy Cane Lane
Phoned in. That’s what Candy Cane Lane was. I’d rather listen to Sia’s Candy Cane Lane for 2 hours than watch another boring minute of …
Movie Review: Silent Night
John Woo will always have my heart thanks to Face/Off. Two truly unhinged performances seeing who can be the most insane is pure glee, just …
Movie Review: The Boy and the Heron
I definitely was a bit worried. While I adore what Hayao Miyazaki, the Walt Disney of Japan, he hasn’t made a film since The Wind …
Movie Review: Quiz Lady
Quiz Lady is a coaster comedy. Not a roller coaster, unfortunately; I would like some highs and lows. Instead, this movie never really gets past …
Movie Review: Godzilla Minus One
I can see American audiences going: do we really need another Godzilla movie? Well, yes and no. No, we don’t need anymore American Godzilla movies, …
Movie Review: Beyond Utopia
Have you ever looked at a map of the Earth at night time? When you look at North Korea, it’s jarring. Unlike most countries where …
Movie Review: Renaissance: A Film By Beyoncé
I know the Swifties think Taylor invented concert documentaries, and are pissed Beyoncé is trying to steal Tay-Tay’s ideas. I’m sorry to disappoint y’all, but …
Movie Review: Journey to Bethlehem
Every year in the glut of Christmas movies that make it to screens big and small, there’s usually 1 or 2 that will stand out. …