Movie Review: Strange Harvest
Strange Harvest has the rotten luck of being made in the wrong century. If this movie were made in 1995, it would have been a …
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Movie Review: Weapons
[SPOILER ALERT]. Trust me, just go into Weapons blind, and have a crazy fun time!
Movie Review: The Old Guard 2
For those who blanket memory holed The Old Guard, it was actually a pretty fun attempt Netflix made at making a superhero movie. And what …
Movie Review: Together
There’s something just a little more potent about Together. That’s because our leads, Dave Franco and Alison Brie, are a real life couple. That are …
Movie Review: Sketch
I should have put 2 and 2 together. All the powerhouse family movie production companies like Disney and DreamWorks only make movies with humans anymore …
Movie Review: The Naked Gun
You have one job if you’re gonna dip your toes in the IP game: capture the essence. If you show fans of the previous films …
Movie Review: Fountain of Youth
I get what Fountain of Youth is going for. At its best, this is like National Treasure: using Western folklore and real history to make …
Movie Review: Ick
I guess Bodied pissed off too many people. There’s so many horror distributors these days, it’s amazing that no one wanted to see if Ick …
Movie Review: The Fantastic Four: First Steps
Apologies to Thunderbolts*, but this is where the MCU really needs the win. Marvel’s tried The Fantastic Four a few times now, and have only …
Movie Review: Happy Gilmore 2
I WAS worried. Happy Gilmore 2 is red flag heaven, and no I’m not talking about the pin. A legacy sequel by a multimillionaire comedian …