Movie Review: The Swimmers
Apologies to The Thirteenth Year. Or Swimfan. Or whoever’s working on a Michael Phelps biopic. But I don’t need to see another movie about swimmers. …
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Movie Review: Sr.
At this point the world knows who Robert Downey Jr. is. In stark contrast, you’re welcome, time has flown by his father, Robert Downey Sr. …
Movie Review: I Wanna Dance With Somebody
The Voice. No, not the NBC sitcom. When the great singing voices get brought up – apologies to Mariah, Aretha – there’s THE Voice. The …
Movie Review: Puss in Boots: The Last Wish
It’s pretty easy to grow bored of all franchises. Many get set in their ways, and feed audiences the same story, over and over again, …
Movie Review: Matilda the Musical
I’m having a hard time being objective about this one. The 1996 Matilda, other than maybe the OG Willy Wonka, is the perfect Roald Dahl …
Movie Review: Legend
What a fascinating snapshot in movie history. I had never heard of Legend until VERY recently, but it catches people at all sorts of ascending/descending …
Movie Review: Emancipation
Yes, the slap might have permanently damaged Will Smith’s reputation in Hollywood, but he’s still got a lot of talent. Emancipation is being sold as …
Movie Review: Women Talking
It’s unfair She Said and Women Talking have to be out within a month of each other. The movies are going to be confused for …
Movie Review: EO
I’m not even a pet guy, and Homeward Bound‘s climactic scene brings me to tears every time. But I’m an easy mark for sappy good …
Movie Review: Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery
The first Knives Out was a nonstop delight: a modern detective caper built upon and breaking down the murder mystery. So when Netflix ponied up …