Movie Review: Champagne Problems
Most movies that get made aim for that 5 out of 5 stars, the classic everyone will talk about for years. Champagne Problems is NOT …
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Movie Review: Left-Handed Girl
I guess the Anora effect spread faster than I thought. The minute you win Best Picture, opportunities come knocking all over the place. In this …
Movie Review: Now You See Me: Now You Don’t
Magicians, assemble! Sensing the aging out of its Four Horsemen, the producers now give us the Magnificent Seven. Ok that title was already taken, but …
Movie Review: Five Nights At Freddy’s 2
FNAF is back! Like there was any doubt. The first made a gagillion dollars, meaning we’re at least gonna complete the main 4 video game …
Movie Review: Truth & Treason
Always start with the story. This is something movie studios lost their way about generally, relying on cheap CGI tricks to wow the viewer. I …
Movie Review: Chainsaw Man – The Movie: Reze Arc
Japan gets it. While the US is making movies titled Sound of Hope: The Story of Possum Trot or Causeway, Japan’s manga writers are like: …
Movie Review: Sisu: Road to Revenge
In my Sisu review, I pointed out how making the Nazis the bad guys is the easiest way to draw sympathy from your hero. With …
Movie Review: Jingle Bell Heist
Netflix Christmas movie season is upon us! I like these more than the lifetime movies, cause there’s a better chance that the movie 1) might …
Movie Review: Train Dreams
For as important building the railroads has been to the United States, its surprising to see how relatively few movies have been made about that …
Movie Review: Hamnet
Chloe Zhao lives! Last we saw the Oscar winning director, Marvel had chewed her up and spit her out on their descent into movie hell. …