Movie Review: Don’t Breathe
I didn’t. At All. Not once. You won’t either. Don’t Breathe is a test of your endurance for how long you can hold your breath …
2016
Movie Review: Kubo and the Two Strings
I took one look at the title and trailer for this movie, Kubo and the Two Strings, and openly mocked it. Really? A kid with …
Movie Review: Don’t Think Twice
Making people laugh for a living is as great a high for me as any drug out there. Don’t Think Twice goes deep inside baseball …
Movie Review: Pete’s Dragon
Disney’s live action remakes could be cash grabs, but because Disney is a machine, the remakes are better than they have any right to be. In addition, …
Movie Review: Sausage Party
Sausage Party is a gigantic missed opportunity. An R rated nightmare of food’s becoming written by the dynamite duo of Seth Rogen/Evan Goldberg sounds like …
Movie Review: Suicide Squad
Suicide Squad is a sham. ON PAPER, The Dirty Dozen with superheroes is a great idea. ON PAPER, Margot Robbie and Will Smith are strong, …
Movie Review: Bad Moms
I’ll say this, Bad Moms will make you really want to call or give your mom a hug after you see it. The movie really …
Movie Review: Jason Bourne
There was a point where Jason Bourne was considered a legitimate millennial replacement to James Bond. The forgetful assassin/spy had this gritty everyman feel that …
Movie Review: Lights Out
About halfway through Lights Out, I realized I was watching something special. Great horror films obviously deliver the fear in droves, which this movie had …
Movie Review: Star Trek Beyond
I like the rebooted Star Trek franchise. JJ Abrams, like he always does well, cast correctly and put a couple fun films together, laying the …