Movie Review: The Flash
How you feel about The Flash is maybe the ultimate movie Rorschach test. If you’re someone like Tom Cruise, you think it’s the greatest movie …
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Movie Review: Past Lives
Moviemakers are pretty great at making great romances, but usually out of period pieces. Something about the pre-cell phone era puts nice little simple boundary …
Movie Review: The Little Mermaid
I’m onto your game Disney. You have to bring something different storywise to the table in your live action remakes, or else to me your …
Movie Review: Sanctuary
There will be no kink shaming here. For the Puritans in the crowd, a kink is a person’s personal sexual fetish. For movie history, kinks …
Movie Review: You Hurt My Feelings
Movie studios, sometimes you can hurt my feelings. Spending all that money on big special effects, humungous movie stars, and sales pitches is nice. But …
Movie Review: Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse
If you’re a Star Wars fan, you should be really pissed now. Phil Lord and Christopher Miller were originally slated to do the Han Solo …
Movie Review: Fool’s Paradise
Fool’s Paradise was one of those sad viewings. Being a big It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia fan, I couldn’t have been more excited to see …
Movie Review: The Starling Girl
The Starling Girl firmly plants its flag in Karl Marx’s view of religion. An opiate of the masses, fundamentalist religious beliefs in conservative communities are …
Movie Review: L’immensita
It’s easy to make a movie about families helping each other and loving one another. It’s also easy to make a psychotic family that gets …
Movie Review: The Mother
I’ve seen enough JLo action comedies. People forget, she’s a sneaky great dramatic actor when she wants to be. The Mother simply removes the comedy …