Movie Review: The Little Mermaid
I’m onto your game Disney. You have to bring something different storywise to the table in your live action remakes, or else to me your …
Awkwafina
Movie Review: Renfield
I’m pretty sure the pitch for Renfield got no farther than “Nic Cage is playing Dracula.” If it were just that, the movie would be …
Movie Review: The Bad Guys
Barring a How to Train Your Dragon or Shrek, Dreamworks is the little brother of the animated world to the Disney behemoth. Some of this …
Movie Review: Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings
Oh Marvel, how I missed you. I know 2020 wasn’t good for your movie machine. However, I’m glad you took that time for some introspection, …
The BEMOVIESEEMOVIE 2020 Oscar Nominees Are…
We’re about a month into Oscar campaigning season, and some people on this list have already started doing that legit to Academy members. However, this …
Jumanji: The Next Level
Video games have levels that are pretty similar. There’s an escalating series of people to fight, leading to a Boss. Jumanji: The Next Level, takes …
These Current Nominee Frontrunners Should Be Scared of The Next 2 Months: Oscars 2020
We’re about a month into Oscar campaigning season, and some people on this list have already started doing that legit to Academy members. However, this …
The Early Oscar Considerations Ballot…2019 Edition
I know this ballot means nothing, because, before September, no one’s really campaigning hard for Academy Awards. But a base needs to start somewhere, and …
Movie Review: The Farewell
Family dramas or comedies walk a very thin line. They can very easily become melodramatic, or boorishly broad and funny: a wacky aunt! a truth …
Hey Academy! Your Ballot Should Be This: Oscars 2018 Edition
And so another year of movies ends, and we begin the futile process of trying to figure out the tippy top of best movies and …