Movie Review: Fast X
X gon give it to ya fo sho! Even DMX’s drunken driving would be right at home in Fast X, a movie completely drunk on …
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Movie Review: The Old Guard
A generic [SPOILER ALERT] warning: The Old Guard is best if you go into it fresh. Just read the review later! I promise you won’t …
The BEMOVIESEEMOVIE 2020 Oscar Nominees Are…
We’re about a month into Oscar campaigning season, and some people on this list have already started doing that legit to Academy members. However, this …
Movie Review: Bombshell
Sometimes you just want to watch a human wasteland get his. I would argue Roger Ailes has done more than most to undermine American Democracy …
Movie Review: Long Shot
There are a lot of really terrific actresses out there. All of the greats have some sort of versatility in their repertoire: Meryl. Reese. J-Law. …
Hey Academy! Your Ballot Should Be This: Oscars 2018 Edition
And so another year of movies ends, and we begin the futile process of trying to figure out the tippy top of best movies and …
Oscars Update November 2018…Be Thankful For These Movies and Performances
A few minor changes to my October Oscars Pre-Callout to the Academy. Some new nominees and changes to the bottom of the Top 10 films …
Oscars Update October 2018…There’s Nothing Scary About These Movies and Performances
There’s going to be a lot of things wrong with the Oscar Nominees. I’m just here to correct the situation for ya. Oh, and if …
Movie Review: Tully
Parenthood has always been made out to be this amazing, beautiful precious life experience that only creates positive experiences for the people who choose to …
Movie Review: The Fate of the Furious
In hindsight, I’m mad at myself for not seeing the insane franchise potential of The Fast and the Furious movies. Awesome cars doing awesome stunts, …