Movie Review: Dashing Through the Snow
That’s right. Ludacris, who wanted to lick you head to toe, or to movie b*tch, get out the way and get back mother f*cker you …
Christmas
Movie Review: The Naughty Nine
Now that’s what I’m talking about. Not that I was rooting against Journey to Bethlehem, but I was hoping something more Santa-ey would challenge the …
Movie Review: Best. Christmas. Ever!
The recipe is the same. Only the ingredients change. Best. Christmas. Ever! could have been on Hallmark, Lifetime, any of the other streamers. Doesn’t matter. …
Movie Review: Family Switch
Family Switch is the fruitcake of Christmas movies. A little bit of everything goes into this one. Sometimes you take a bite, and the movie …
Movie Review: Silent Night
John Woo will always have my heart thanks to Face/Off. Two truly unhinged performances seeing who can be the most insane is pure glee, just …
Movie Review: Journey to Bethlehem
Every year in the glut of Christmas movies that make it to screens big and small, there’s usually 1 or 2 that will stand out. …
Movie Review: Violent Night
Santa Claus: Action Hero. Other than the incredible “Santa’s Slay” I don’t think I’d seen a movie where jolly Old St. Nick…just beat the living …
Movie Review: Falling for Christmas
Before the horrible family drama, there was a time where Lindsay Lohan in your movie meant something special. I mean, come on, she pulled off …
Movie Review: Single All the Way
Some time in the 2010s, we learned 2 things: 1) you can only watch the same 8 classic Christmas movies before you get bored, and …
Movie Review: A Boy Called Christmas
There are plenty of Christmas movie options out there today. Hallmark has promised those hard working city girls there’s a hunky small town man ready …