Movie Review: Red One
I’m growing more and more convinced that Dwayne Johnson isn’t a real person. He’s a humanoid creature molded by corporations to seem human enough to …
Christmas
Movie Review: Carry-On
The last piece of the Christmas Movie Puzzle, 2024. We’ve got an insane Hallmarkish Film, a faith based family film, an indie dramedy, and an …
Movie Review: That Christmas
All roads lead to Christmas for Richard Curtis. His particular blend of writing and storytelling, when not around December 25th, has started to lead to …
Movie Review: Christmas Eve in Miller’s Point
Why do people love A Christmas Story so much? My assertion is that the movie feels like you’re watching a home movie, perhaps the best …
Movie Review: Hot Frosty
In general I made myself a rule around Christmas time: only review 1-2 of those Hallmark or Hallmark adjacent movies per season amidst the sea …
Movie Review: Dashing Through the Snow
That’s right. Ludacris, who wanted to lick you head to toe, or to movie b*tch, get out the way and get back mother f*cker you …
Movie Review: The Naughty Nine
Now that’s what I’m talking about. Not that I was rooting against Journey to Bethlehem, but I was hoping something more Santa-ey would challenge the …
Movie Review: Best. Christmas. Ever!
The recipe is the same. Only the ingredients change. Best. Christmas. Ever! could have been on Hallmark, Lifetime, any of the other streamers. Doesn’t matter. …
Movie Review: Family Switch
Family Switch is the fruitcake of Christmas movies. A little bit of everything goes into this one. Sometimes you take a bite, and the movie …
Movie Review: Silent Night
John Woo will always have my heart thanks to Face/Off. Two truly unhinged performances seeing who can be the most insane is pure glee, just …