Movie Review: Christmas Karma
Well, that was, um, something! On paper, I was stoked! The Bend It Like Beckham director making a Bollywood version of A Christmas Carol? Now …
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Movie Review: Silent Night, Deadly Night (2025)
Christmas movies are a cottage industry now. We know there’s gonna be a zillion Hallmark movies, a Netflix slate, maybe a broad comedy, and a …
Movie Review: Jingle Bell Heist
Netflix Christmas movie season is upon us! I like these more than the lifetime movies, cause there’s a better chance that the movie 1) might …
Movie Review: The Baltimorons
Christmas movies come in many flavors. There’s the Vancouver based Hallmark ones, about an overworked woman meeting a small town quirky jobbed man. There’s the …
Movie Review: Red One
I’m growing more and more convinced that Dwayne Johnson isn’t a real person. He’s a humanoid creature molded by corporations to seem human enough to …
Movie Review: Carry-On
The last piece of the Christmas Movie Puzzle, 2024. We’ve got an insane Hallmarkish Film, a faith based family film, an indie dramedy, and an …
Movie Review: That Christmas
All roads lead to Christmas for Richard Curtis. His particular blend of writing and storytelling, when not around December 25th, has started to lead to …
Movie Review: Christmas Eve in Miller’s Point
Why do people love A Christmas Story so much? My assertion is that the movie feels like you’re watching a home movie, perhaps the best …
Movie Review: Hot Frosty
In general I made myself a rule around Christmas time: only review 1-2 of those Hallmark or Hallmark adjacent movies per season amidst the sea …
Movie Review: Dashing Through the Snow
That’s right. Ludacris, who wanted to lick you head to toe, or to movie b*tch, get out the way and get back mother f*cker you …