Movie Review: Robert Zemeckis’s Pinocchio
What happened? Disney took 3 things I usually love: Pinocchio, Tom Hanks, and director Robert Zemeckis, and somehow combined them into this unholy concoction that’s …
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Movie Review: Midway
Midway had Roland Emmerich at Dick Best. That’s right. One of America’s greatest heroes, one of the reasons the United States won the Battle of …
Movie Review: Ma
I’ve said this before, but a great actor doesn’t make a great movie special. No way. A GREAT actor makes a terrible movie watchable. Ma …
Movie Review: Beauty and the Beast (2017)
The tale as old as time is back everyone! The Disney live action remake of Beauty and the Beast is here to sweep you up …
Movie Review: The Girl on the Train
Gone Girl took the world by storm last year. Rosamund Pike joined the ranks of great femme fatales, and Batfleck and David Fincher made that …
Movie Review: The Hobbit: Battle of the Five Armies
Peter Jackson sure can craft an epically scoped battle. The Hobbit: Battle of the Five Armies thunderously ends the prequel trilogy to the Lord of …
Movie Review: The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug
The Desolation of Smaug, more like the desolation of the Lord of the Rings brand. Ok, it’s not that bad, but the downward trajectory of …
Movie Review: Fast & Furious 6
Dom Toretto officially becomes a superhero in Fast 6. Director Justin Lin is back at the helm for the 6th installment (he also did 4 …