Movie Review: Eenie Meanie
The title feels a bit like its mocking its own film. When the movie industry was right, Eenie Meanie would have been in theaters for …
Comedy
Movie Review: Nobody 2
Ok, I was definitely not stoked for this one. The success of the first Nobody was seeing skinny SNL writer/Mr. Show Comedian/Breaking Bad sleazy lawyer …
Movie Review: Freakier Friday
Not a lot of live action family movies coming out of the big studios these days. So even despite my red flags abounding for Freakier …
Movie Review: The Naked Gun
You have one job if you’re gonna dip your toes in the IP game: capture the essence. If you show fans of the previous films …
Movie Review: Fountain of Youth
I get what Fountain of Youth is going for. At its best, this is like National Treasure: using Western folklore and real history to make …
Movie Review: Ick
I guess Bodied pissed off too many people. There’s so many horror distributors these days, it’s amazing that no one wanted to see if Ick …
Movie Review: Happy Gilmore 2
I WAS worried. Happy Gilmore 2 is red flag heaven, and no I’m not talking about the pin. A legacy sequel by a multimillionaire comedian …
Movie Review: Eddington
Sweet, scared, Ari Aster. The master filmmaker hasn’t really recovered from the 2020 Coronavirus Pandemic, and astutely realized, neither has the United States. Aster drops …
Movie Review: Heads of State
I was bummed when this wasn’t the sequel to Chris Rock’s Head of State. I was ready to be more bummed too the more promotional …
Movie Review: Sorry, Baby
Sorry, Baby is why I love movies so much. I knew nothing about this film, other than A24 was distributing it, usually a strong sign …